In the most jaw-dropping scandal of the year, comedian Ziko Comedy “arrested” his one-year-old wife after catching her in a hotel with none other than a potbelly man. The drama unfolded when Ziko stormed the hotel, baby-sized handcuffs in tow, and found his wife sipping juice boxes with the hefty mystery man.
The potbelly guy tried to explain, “She just wanted solid food advice!” But Ziko wasn’t having it. He slapped on the cuffs (which, unsurprisingly, slipped right off her tiny wrists). The toddler “wife” threw a tantrum so intense that Ziko called for a truce, declaring, “Negotiation time!”
The potbelly man? Long gone. The juice box? Evidence. The verdict? Laughter for all. Ziko Comedy strikes again!
