It seems South Sudan’s self-proclaimed 001 GG, John Frog, might need to swap out his frog calls for a more effective crowd call, because his “GG VIP Party” was more tumbleweed than turn-up. But don’t worry—Alijoma is here to add a little salt, a touch of pepper, and a whole bucket of hot sauce to this flop.
Fresh off the back of John Frog’s relentless Facebook hype, you’d think this “VIP party” would have been so packed, even frogs would struggle for a lily pad. Instead, the event had so much space, Alijoma suggested it would’ve been perfect for “hosting a family reunion… if your family is just two people and a cat.”
In classic Alijoma style, he took to social media, saying, Shows/parties are physical not facebook likes and hype, TopLev makes it look simple to social Media Rich Gs” Alijoma said; Ouch! “The only VIP at Frog’s party was the echo.” Then came the knockout: “I guess GG stands for ‘Good Grief.’” Alijoma wasn’t pulling punches, adding, “Next time, maybe he should invite the crowd he’s always tagging on Facebook… Oh wait, they left him on ‘seen.’”
It’s safe to say, in the war of words, Alijoma has the crown, while John Frog might want to reconsider the “GG” branding. After all, sometimes “Good Game” means it’s over before it even starts!
